![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. God is listening? What a crock of shit.įorrest Gump: Hello. Did you hear what I said?! WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. They even had a priest come and talk to me. Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. Can you believe that? Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.įorrest Gump: I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.īubba Blue: My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.įat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it? Forrest Gump: A bullet? Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you. You never know what you're gonna get.įorrest Gump: Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.ĭrill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.įorrest's Mother: Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!! Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet Gump? Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him sir.īubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimping boat? Forrest: No, but I've been on a real big boat.įorrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. Jenny: Do you think I could fly off this bridge, Forrest? Forrest: What do you mean, Jenny? Jenny: Nothing.įorrest: Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.ĭrill Sergeant: Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump? Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant. Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan: Have you found God yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.įorrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here? Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs. She was a folk singer.įorrest: Will you marry me Jenny? Jenny: You don't wanna marry me, Forrest.įorrest: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.įorrest Gump: Mama says they was magic shoes. Gump: You have to do the best with what God gave you.įorrest: Mama always said, dying was a part of life.įorrest Gump: Her dream had come true. Jenny: Forrest, you don't know what love is. Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: So where are you boys from? Forrest Gump, Benjamin "Bubba" Bufford-Blue: Alabama, sir! Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: You guys twins or something? Forrest Gump: No sir, we are not relations.įorrest Gump: I can't help it I love you Jenny. Forrest: He got a daddy named Forrest, too? Jenny: You're his daddy, Forrest.įorrest: I ran for three years, five months, and two days. Forrest: He's got a daddy named Forrest just like me? Jenny: Forrest, you are his daddy. She tasted of cigarettes.įorrest: What's his name? Jenny: Forrest. Forrest Gump: We were like peas and carrots, Jenny and I.įorrest Gump: I'm sorry for ruining your party, Lieutenant Dan. Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. ![]()
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